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Man smashes into shop for sex with dolls
A MAN is smashing through walls to break into an adult shop, then having sex with blow-up dolls before dumping the sex toys.
Golfers could be driving themselves deaf
MODERN clubs create a "sonic boom" when they connect with the ball, which is so loud it could shatter golfers' eardrums.
Partying Mexicans spread serious dough
WHAT do we need to get this party started? A 10,000kg, 1.6km-long loaf of bread should do it.
Now that's a credit crunch
BANK'S "technical error" leaves one shocked customer with a $208 billion overdraft.
Kitchen dentist used wine to numb pain
A MAN arrested for operating a dental surgery from his home allegedly gave patients wine to help them cope with the pain.
World's oldest sheep beats the chop
HE'S toothless and shaky in the shank, but Lucky is now the world's oldest sheep after outliving a woolly rival.
Punters dying for a good coffee
A FUNERAL home is trying to beat its competition by offering a coffee machine as a prize to those who buy pre-paid funeral plans.
Testing times lead to ads on exams
A TEACHER is selling ads on exam papers because his cash-strapped school doesn't have enough money to pay for paper.
Here kitty, kitty: Meet the two-faced cat
A PERTH veterinarian took a double take when he found that his cat had given birth to a kitten with two faces.
Hitler only had one testicle - war medic
AN account from a German army medic has confirmed Adolf Hitler had only one testicle.
Cops sing happy birthday to goose thief
POLICE served a lonely man cake and sang happy birthday after arresting him for stealing a goose to celebrate on his own.
Woman's fishy-smelling mystery solved
AUSTRALIAN doctors have finally solved the four-decade mystery of a woman who smelled "like bad fish".
Man faked lung cancer to avoid work
A COMMONWEALTH public servant who wrote a fake note from an oncology unit was busted when his director tried to visit him in hospital.
Determination ...Faith, a two-legged dog is the only canine known to walk upright / AP
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Ralph's 100,000 missing boobs found
MORE than 100,000 pairs of missing inflatable breasts intended for a men's magazine have turned up in Melbourne.
Ugly invite mayor wins sexism 'award'
THE mayor who called for "beauty-disadvantaged women" to move to his town has taken home the top "award" for sexist pigs.
Bacteria ate prison inmate's penis
A FORMER prison inmate has been awarded $500,000 after his manhood was consumed by flesh-eating bacteria.
Come again, Aussie backpackers told
AUSTRALIAN men backpacking through the UK are among the biggest sperm donors in London, new figures reveal.
Man proud of crushing love rival's car
A JILTED lover has gone from crushing despair to crushing his rival's car and says other men will be cheering for him.
Fisherman hooked in battle with shark
A MAN says he lost "litres" of blood from a gash in his leg after an encounter with a 1.8m shark.
Snake attacks sleeping girl - in bed
A TEENAGE girl woke to find a snake had slithered into her bed, wrapped itself around her neck and was now biting her on the arm.
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